Chicken and egg bowl

At 3:00, the meeting started. Global strategic meeting, they call it. This is about the time everyone in the world barely awake. 8:00 in zurich, Switaerland, 10:00 pm in San Jose, USA. Everyone is seriously looking at the screen devided into two parts; each showing the people of each office seriously looking into the display divided into two parts; each showing the people of each office seriously looking into the....
The word "meeting" already made me feel weary. As usual, a guy annouced the start of the meeting in English with a list of items we were going to discuss today. Another guy on the screen of San Jose part started speaking.
I was attentive to his heavily French flavored English. Something flashed in my head. "What will be the dinner tonight?". I stuck to this thought. "I feel like eating 親子丼(chicken and egg bowl)." "But problem is whenever I request 親子丼 my wife refuses the idea." "So no hope of eating it tonight." This thought expanded. "Come to think of it. 牛丼 I ate in San jose was terrible. Why was it so bad. Is it because they didn't come with a raw egg? No no, it is not that simple. Quantity was too much and too sweet. Yes, this is correct. But there should be another reason. Oh, the meat. It was something like a sweetened cardboard. This is it!"
Then I came to myself. A different guy on the Zurich screen was speaking, pronouncing every "r" spelled in words like 「ワルルドワイド　マルケット　イズ　グロウイング　ビッゲル」. He is from India. Once I defocused, English sounded like a mantra.
I naturally got back into my thought about food. "The meat used in Japanese 牛丼 has a delicate balance of fat and meat. Perhaps undeveloped taste bud of western people cannot appreciate it." Then I felt someone tapping me on the shoulder saying "toshi-san". I came to my sense again. I saw a screen. The Zurich guy is looking from the screen at me smiling "Are you all right toshi-san?" Everyone laughed.
"Oh, sorry I was thinking about my project." I said.
"What do you think about the マルケット of the ソフトウェアル your team is developing?" He asked.
"Oh, well, I can't say anything about that. I, I, I mean it can be small or not so small." I stammered, avoiding tactfully the word "big".

"You mean it is too アルリー(early) to say?" Avoiding tactfully the word "small", the guy on the screen said.
"Y, Yes. That's absolutely correct." I said.
"Ok, that's it フォル マイ パルト." He ended his presentation.
The meeting went on like this until 5:00. I felt very tired from thinking about San Jose 牛丼 and why my wife always rejects my request for 親子丼.　(610)